It's Freaking Hot

And I've been gone all day.

So today, what am I fascinated by?
It's not so much a fascination as me being damned grateful.

Fans.

fan    /fæn/
–noun
1. any device for producing a current of air by the movement of a broad surface or a number of such surfaces.
2. an implement of feathers, leaves, paper, cloth, etc., often in the shape of a long triangle or of a semicircle, for waving lightly in the hand to create a cooling current of air about a person: We SAT on the veranda, cooling ourselves with palm-leaf fans.
3. anything resembling such an implement, as the tail of a bird.
4. any of various devices consisting essentially of a series of radiating vanes or blades attached to and revolving with a central hublike portion to produce a current of air: ceiling fan; wall fan.
5. a series of revolving blades supplying air for winnowing or cleaning grain.
6. Horology . fly1 ( def. 28 ) .
7. a semicircular decoration of bunting.
8. Physical Geography . an alluvial fan.

They keep poor Canadian's from melting, the blessed things.

Anyways, that's why today, fans are the most awesome things on the planet.

...Next to dead things.
And Jesus.

Alright, so maybe I just wanted an excuse to post this. Can you blame me?